look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to
Aww Ned, you look so happy
Wizard or Skull?
Photograph by Annie Leibovitz.
I have never wanted to be a snake so bad in my life.
In the next issue of Witch Weekly, look for an excerpt from the tell-all memoir from WWN star Miles Bletchley about his days in Hogwarts, playing Quidditch alongside the notorious members of the mid-nineties Slytherin side. Don’t miss Bletchley Bares It All! with a foreword by Rita Skeeter, and don’t miss next week’s preview.